“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”

“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”

bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

reallylameblog:

I want everyone on this website to say “oatmeal” at the same time

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hedgehog-goulash7:

Snow leopards and their giant nommable tails

BEHOLD DOGS

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT

cowboychaps:

manslutstyles:

i knew it was over when he blocked me on myspace

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coachela:

thatfunnyblog:

How my emotions work

same

chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits.

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

chickensandwich:

ticklemebmo:

Birds do this to simulate rain…The sound of rain makes stuff like worms come out of the ground. Easy meal. Tricky, feathery little shits.

nah these birds on the hunt for women. they are in the club two steppin like “girl you like these moves?”

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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thecatsmustbecrazy:

morning

kittenmod:

pettyartist:

unimpressedcats:

Kitty massage

Fun fact!  This action is called “snurgling”.
It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

kittenmod:

pettyartist:

unimpressedcats:

Kitty massage

Fun fact!  This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

saltforyourwounds:

take all my money

saltforyourwounds:

take all my money

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